Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone is doing an AMA on Reddit right now, and he just fucking hinted that he was diddled at Comet Ping Pong.
GET THE FU3K IN HERE
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It's me, Macaulay Culkin. I'm back to talk about Rampart, my comedy website called BunnyEars.com, and my podcast which is also called Bunny Ears. What else? The website has a lot more cool stuff to read now and we're selling shirts and pins! Also, I've done more episodes of the podcast. We've got an official Facebook page! I'm older, wiser and ready for more of your Q's! Hit me!
Speculation about Father John and Pizzagate seems to have started because of the music video for “This Is Sally Hatchet,” a “Sexy Sadie“-sounding album cut from Misty’s excellent 2012 debut Fear Fun. Befitting that album’s haze of pot-induced paranoia, the clip shows the songwriter held hostage in a pizza parlor, and opens on a shot of a bloody pepperoni pie that’s been cut into a pentagram. It’s Pizzagate catnip, basically.
MacaulayCulkinAMA[S] 8363 points 8 hours agox2
There was this one pizza place in Washington DC...
MOLOCH'S SERVANTS CONFIRMED
You think this is a joke but this poor guy has been trying to tell us for years that he was sexually abused as a child. He even has a fucking band named after "pizza".
I am sorry for what happened to you Macaulay. What they have done is not right. Please do not let the Cycle of Abuse continue. You will be a hero to many if you just drop the names already.
No dude. I live three blocks from Comet and 1) Their pizza is bullshit. They skimp on toppings. 2) There are only a few ping pong tables. 3) The bands they have are awful and play shitty middle school quality garbage. My recommendation is to go across the street to a place called Medium Rare. On Sundays, they serve bottomless mimosas or bloody marrys and steak and french
HIS BAND WAS CALLED 'THE PIZZA UNDERGROUND'! RED ALERT! IT FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
I think the biggest thing holding back pizzagate bros, is the lack of awareness in calling out the jewish community. They're culture is the number one culprit and many worship baphomet.
Ok, look you sons of bitches. James Alefantis here, and I'm sick and tired of you kids talking shit on Comet Ping Pong. I don't know WHO started this but it has to stop. I'll admit, I thought it was funny at first. What's a couple good memes between friends?
But now this shit is getting out of control. We just like fucking pizza, alright?
There's nothing wrong with a little pizza and ping pong. Come by try one of our wings they're to die for. And you know what else is to die for? This little song and dance you kids are playing. YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOURE DEALING WITH KID I SWEAR ON THE LIGHT BRINGER
IF ONE MORE OF YOU KIDS STOPS BY ASKS TO SEE THE BACK ROOM YOUR FUCKING DONE.
IF ONE MORE OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS CALLS AND ASKS FOR THE HATIAN SPECIAL ITS GUNSBLAZING FUCKERS. I EAT MORE PIZZA THAN YOU FUCKING NERD VIRGINS COULD ORDER IN YOUR LIFE PIC RELATED: ITS ME AND MY BITCH AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO EVERY LITTLE LAST FUCKING FROG YOU HAVE BECAUSE WERE COMING HARD AND WERE COMING FAST.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pizzagate pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten into a warm pool with toddlers? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching conspiracy videos on youtube.
Don't be a hot shit. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a chef at the Besta Pizza, and starter on my ping pong team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pizzagate related screenshots"? I also get straight CP's, and have a banging hot trafficking victim (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch