#Pizzagate Found Damning New Evidence in Katy Perry Music Video





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By William Hicks | 4:00 pm, March 6, 2017

 

What do pizza, ping pong and ice cream all have in common?



You guessed it: loose ties to the shadowy conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate, whose adherents believe that high-level Democratic operatives are implicated in a city-wide child-sex ring that operates in the tunnels beneath Washington, D.C., pizzerias.



The keepers of the flame of this theory have not had many breakthroughs since leaked John Podesta emails revealed some pretty strange exchanges between the Hillary campaign manager and other Democratic operatives involving pizza.



But this pizza-related theorizing hasn’t gone cold quite yet. And now there’s a new, piping-hot revelation.



In the cheesy world of Pizzagate, everything is a coded message. That’s why Hillary Clinton surrogate Katy Perry’s 2014 video, This Is How We Do, is being reexamined with fresh eyes. The recent comments on its YouTube video mostly accuse it of promoting the behavior of “pizza-loving pedophiles.”









This Is How We Do apparently contains copious scenes of dancing pizza and ice cream. The pop icon herself dons a pepperoni pizza swimsuit and pizza slice earrings.



What do pizza, ping pong and ice cream all have in common?



You guessed it: loose ties to the shadowy conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate, whose adherents believe that high-level Democratic operatives are implicated in a city-wide child-sex ring that operates in the tunnels beneath Washington, D.C., pizzerias.



The keepers of the flame of this theory have not had many breakthroughs since leaked John Podesta emails revealed some pretty strange exchanges between the Hillary campaign manager and other Democratic operatives involving pizza.



But this pizza-related theorizing hasn’t gone cold quite yet. And now there’s a new, piping-hot revelation.



In the cheesy world of Pizzagate, everything is a coded message. That’s why Hillary Clinton surrogate Katy Perry’s 2014 video, This Is How We Do, is being reexamined with fresh eyes. The recent comments on its YouTube video mostly accuse it of promoting the behavior of “pizza-loving pedophiles.”



While this would seem like banal trivialities to the unenlightened observer, Pizzagaters have developed a code to parse out the real meaning of casual food items.



“hotdog” = boy

“pizza” = girl

“cheese” = little girl

“pasta” = little boy

“ice cream” = male prostitute

“walnut” = person of color

“map” = semen

“sauce” = orgy



So Perry’s video not only includes references to little girls, but also to male prostitutes!